An Important News Bulletin
Chinese Backpedal Against Evidence of Chrome Conspiracy
U.S. Senator Joseph McCarthy May Have Been Right!
A secret U.S. official speaking under the condition of anonymity confirmed yesterday that the reported deaths of millions of Americans from the now well-known physical and psychological effects of chrome which the chrome industry, E.P.A. and OSHA have known for years, might well have been a communist plot. It looks like Senator Joseph McCarthy was right after all.
Since early last month millions of Americans have been reporting rashes, boils, eczema, and other skin symptoms. The unexplained symptoms have been linked to the chrome striped reflective material on the Chinese made blaze orange colored safety vests now required by even OSHA itself to be worn practically at almost every work location were there's even only a minute chance of being run over by mobile operating equipment.
China, who now claims they had no idea this was happening, has yet to confirm that the hundreds of millions of vests even came from them. Might this well be a communist plot? Might someone, even an inside organization within the U.S. be at the root of all of these strange happenings? We have yet to find all the answers. But what we do know is that people around the country have been dying in droves because of the physical and psychological effects chrome can have on the brain to an estimated ten percent of the population.
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